Attempting to direct some of the creative energy and wit from posters on this site is like herding chickens. Although no sinister or ulterior motive is at play here, many posters refuse, or are incapable of, or too ornery, or (other) to cooperate, for whatever reasons. Rather than discouragement however, I am feeling a sense of humor at work as the various personalities and their verbal tendencies come into play. Also it's a free lesson on peaceable, individualized mob psychology! :>)

So fellow posters, welcome to the final day of the bumper sticker gong show. When this thread is completed at midnight today, the valid entries will be transferred to a poll and voting will begin. At this time it is a tossup which will come first - The ash removal or the anti-ash bumper sticker. :>)

Only valid entries filed as per instructions will be used. Come on folks, it ain't rocket science, and the directions are straightforward. Thanking you in advance for your efforts to share in the success of the TVA ash-hole bumper sticker competition derby.